We wrote and recorded this ourselves, we're not professionals, we really suck at this... So just ENJOY!!

So, if they warn us ahead of time that it's terrible, then tell us we should just enjoy it BECAUSE of that, am I now obligated to do so?

I find it endearing.

Also they have downs.

Ok, I think I figured it out.

"Kitchen" is a euphemism for "vagina."

Part Tim Armstrong. Part Cibbo Matto.