I wouldn't know how to poach something even if I wanted to. I don't have front page privileges.
I actually submitted this a good half hour to an hour before the other two posts in there. One of them even had the same title as me; he just didn't bother to ctrl-f the hopper.
It turns out Amy Adams is suffering from dementia. Which explains why she thought LA and the Mann's Chinese Theater was the most romantic place in the world. She also hallucinates strange talking combinations of mops and puppets.