Catchy tunes...

WOO BIG CATS YAY

Look at his little spots!

funny how an extra d in your description can render the whole sentence into gibberish

Three days later at the Apple customer service call center...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T COVERED BY MY WARRANTY?!!!"

"Sir, there's a large broken claw penetrating the screen. Also, it's soaked in what seems to be cat urine."

"I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!!!"