- Boys and girls, my son was BULLIED when he was a child for being overweight!
- Shut up, fattie, let me tell my own story. That's right kids! I was bullied!

Shit Dick Magic?

I remember I got cyber-bullied and didn't report it.

Now I'm in an emotional wheelchair.

Matthew Jones enrages classroom bullies every time he performs a magic show. As a grown up dweeb, his clumsy performances remind bullies of just how awful their awkward classmates are. There are usually outbreaks of black eyes directly after a Shit Dick Magic Show.