I hate to tell him, but that is life in about every job on the planet.

How is the coast guard recruitment process? They say that the navy will accept functionally retards that the army and airforce turn down.

I want the job of Guy Who Runs Power Tools Off Camera.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Village People.


IN THE COAST GUARD

It's like the Navy's Minor League

IN THE COAST GUARD

Scrubbing the floors makes you fatigued

IN THE COAST GUARD

We stop cocaine boats, can't you see

IN THE COAST GUARD

That's why America's drug-free!

IN THE COAST GUARD

Guarding America's sons and daughters

IN THE COAST GUARD

'Till they hit international waters

IN THE COAST GUARD

Come get a job that's super-bland

IN THE COAST GUARD

Can't you see we need a hand?

I expect big things out of this thread.

Big. Things.

Good luck and be careful out there Cena Mark. Those coast guard broom can cause damage to your hearing.

Didn't cena mark join the coast guard reserves auxiliary scout troop trainees or something?

Not shown: selling drugs.
A favorite pastime of coast guard guys across the country.

Why bash on the Coast Guard when they slaughter fewer brown civilians than any other branch of the military?

Cena, have you gunned down any camera crews from a helicopter recently? No? You fucking rock, my friend.

I'll be doing some work like that, we need to keep our stations and boats clean so we can save lives and protect our country efficiently. Fortunately I won't be doing as much cleaning as I used to because I recently made petty officer. I'll be doing some serious work once I get to my new unit. Alaska here I come!