your stars, sir

He grew that in approximately 20 minutes.

He looks like the most interesting man in the world from those Dos Equis commericals.

He's such a dork. He's obsessed with Evangelion and he named his daughter after a game character. Well looks like its all paid off for him now that this commercial has been made.
I really hate Slobbin Willeatadickiams.

IMAGINE the Tony Montana sized mountain of coke that led to that decision.

He seems like the kind of guy who in real life just sits in the corner not saying anything

Zelda is actually a really cool name though.

Zelda is actually a common female name, so unless his son is named Sephiroth or something I'll give him a pass.

Princess Zelda was named after Zelda Fitzgerald. Pure class.

he looks like Saddam in the preloader

Slobbin Willeatadickiams? That's a stretch.

Second best, after this one:

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=74705

You're right.

I find this pretty ironic from the guy who wants America to return to the 1950's.

The last person I heard say this went on to tell me about how he had Duke Nukem Forever on preorder.

Meanwhile, this Zelda game is being released on the first glasses-free 3D gaming device in the history of the world, so no, nothing new here.

poopoo_dork, I want America to return to the 80s or 2004, but not the 1950s.
Xenophobe, I hope you're just being ironic. No matter what system its released you're right "nothing new here." Its the same damned game. Being on a 3D system will do nothing new for it. 3D couldn't change the fact that Avatar was a shitty ode to white guilt.
All 3D means is that you're gonna get a headache. I wish this 3D fad would go back to the 1950s.

Yeah! Hey Nintendo, why can't you be original and innovative? All the 3DS is is a DS with a 3 in front of it! What a crock of shit! Why can't you come up with your own version of Call of Duty and call it Call of Duty? You've been pulling the same tricks since the 80's. This is just another scheme to push rehashed games and gaming devices on the public! Microsoft doesn't do that.

I had no idea so many Nintendo fanboys hung out here. Why do you guys act like the 3DS is so innovative? Its just a new less shitty Virtual Boy. Plus what's the point of it. Miyamoto says its all about the game play as an excuse for releasing the Wii as a weak SD system, yet now this 3DS is supposed to be so damned important?
The whole industry is stagnant. Nintendo though they attempt to be innovative has really brought nothing to change gaming in the long term. Most Wiis just collect dust, because the whole motion thing was fad. And then most of their releases revolve around 20+ year old franchises to pander to the fanboys.

Meanwhile, Microsoft is remaking Halo, a game that's barely a decade old, and the only other notable announcement they had for E3 was....another Halo.

People love to crap on Nintendo for milking franchises but then they turn around and worship other companies that do the exact same thing. The only difference is that Nintendo's franchises are older. But at least when it comes to hardware they make an effort to present something different with each generation, while the other two just serve up the same console with slightly better graphics.

In other news, this website is now GameFAQS.

all video games are dumb.

Who's worshiping Microsoft?

Also, Robin Williams sucks.

Seriously? poopoo_dork? That's the best you're gonna throw at me?

Are you going to call me a doodie_head, too?

I dunno, I kinda dig Cena_mark.