I'm sure the kid didn't see the movie himself. The story of Commando was passed onto him orally by one of the village elders.

How could he forget the saw blades being thrown like ninja stars?

Let off some steam, Bennett.

Cena, all your time at a Christian Indoctrination Camp in Africa didn't teach you much, did it.

To teach us that things are actually wonderful in Africa and all that stuff about a massive AIDS pandemic, child soldiers in ongoing civil wars, starvation, homelessness, widespread avoidable mortality, and any other reasons to feel sympathetic toward African children are just exaggerated stereotypes perpetrated by the bias left-wing media?

That's what it taught me, anyway.

The idea is more that everything is horrible marketing does not really help that much when all you want to do is create self sustaining communities.

Good idea, wonderfully and amusingly executed.

Haha. I crush you. I'm crushing you.

oh hey, wanna generalize? ok, then YOU can stop stealing their natural resources.

also, if you're american your foreign aid per capita is quite pitiful compared to most developed countries.

yeah, stop buying cell phones and computers with crystals mined from children in them, you fucking hypocrite.

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/blood-coltan/

I only buy crystals mined from children

That fucker Alex! With his foreign aid sucking! He's the one, let's get him!

Itīs also a good summation of pretty much every movie heīs made.