You weren't unconditionally overjoyed even though the tv said you would be? TO THE MATHNASIUM! Come back when you're a good little consumer.

MATHNASIUM sounds a million times better than fucking Disneyland.

This is like a choice between an AIDS sandwich and a knife in the eye. Can't we just compromise and go someplace known for its go-karts and/or sex tourism?

Go-karts and sex tourism!? Come to Kentucky! You'll stay for the go-karts.

I loved the new exhibit "N-Gons From Around the World!" at the MATHNASIUM the last time I went.

Fuck you, Math is awesome.

Math sucks, but disney sucks more.

Chemistry World rules though.

The MATHNASIUM can be a great time but it can also be dangerous. My brother fell into a tesseract and rotating it the right way to get him out took 3 ride operators and a grad student.

I live in one of the towns with those people. We also get people that dress up like Jedi and they can fight back with their fake light sabers.

In Wisconsin we have Mennonites! They abuse their dogs so badly, we had to pass a law specifically directed at them. Wisconsin is serious and has no time for your games.

Two words: Colonial Williamsburg.

I went to Colonial Williamsburg when I was about this age, and it was fucking SICK!

Yo at least you have Busch Gardens.

Yeah, even as a toddler I never understood the appeal.

Same here. Rage on, little man.

I thought this was a dupe, but it's not. There's more than one of these floating around. Gives me hope for the young people today.

Yeah, cartoons and candy and roller-coasters are for assholes.

Cartoons and candy and roller coasters are great fun, but you can find far better versions of all of those things in locations far from disney.

Before I graduated to serious rollercoasters, Disney was great. Some of you must have been indoor kids.

Had Dad said "We're going ONLY TO EPCOT!", I'd be inclined to agree.

SERIOUS ROLLERCOASTERS

Do you legitimately not know what I mean or are you just being a jerkoff?

There's nothing to do at Epcot except get really really really drunk in the german section of the world showcase and get thrown out for chasing down and assaulting the Japanese tourists with "borrowed" plastic arms from the gift shop.

Pleasure Island was cool... lots of clubs, no cover, everyone's on vacation but the bartender, and there's a bus to take you to your room at 4 am. They shut it down, of course.

This.

Yes. Plus, I wouldn't like being told we're going somewhere completely different halfway into the trip, no matter what my age. Surprises suck.

That kid is wise beyond his years.

Fine, then! No Doug Live for you, young man!


Seriously, there has never in human history been a valid reason to set foot in Florida.

Yea they actually had to make up shit about cities of gold and fountains of youths to get people to go there.

OMG, alligators, dude. And wildlife management areas where you can pluck oranges straight from the trees. Just go to the places without people and be a peace.

Those were my vacations, too, and I loved them.