The Onion: 'Green Lantern' To Fulfill America's Wish To See Lantern-Based Characters On Big Screen

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Comment count is 16

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2011-06-17

I really want In the Know to be real.

kingarthur

- 2011-06-17

Pretty much the whole summer right there.

RockBolt

- 2011-06-17

Greg Lantern

kwash

- 2011-06-17

five stars just for that

Caminante Nocturno

- 2011-06-17

This was a whole lot of whiny with very little actual funny to make up for it, but 3 stars for In the Know +1 star because Daffy really was the best Green Lantern.

deadpan

- 2011-06-17

God I love the Onion chyron

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

teenage mutant lisa turtle

- 2011-06-17

LUDACRIS TRYING TO REMEMBER IF HIS NAME ENDS WITH A DOLLAR SIGN OR NOT

IrishWhiskey

- 2012-10-09

NEW YORK TO BEGIN PAYING TEACHERS BASED ON THE PERFORMANCE OF DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT THEM.

StanleyPain

- 2011-06-17

What's extra funny about Green Lantern is how the comic writers had to retcon a guy using a magic lantern for his powers into a reboot story about a guy using an alien power ring which has to somehow tie into lanterns. They came up with the "oh..he has to CHARGE his power ring in a....um...lantern. Yeah."

DC is rebooting their entire continuity AGAIN, by the way, so I'm curious what the fuck story they're going to come up with this time.

StanleyPain - 2011-06-17

I submitted a replacement video...The Onion has their own YT channel, by the way.

Nikon

- 2011-06-17

I've been a fan ever since I found out I was going to star in the movie.

TheSupafly

- 2011-06-17

This is a thing come true for me.

Hodge - 2011-06-17

Video has been removed. :(

deadpan - 2011-06-17

The video is back, much like The Green Lantern, beloved children's comic hero I guess. Really, Green Lantern?

pastorofmuppets

- 2011-06-17

GREEN LANTERN WHY NOT!

Robin Kestrel

- 2011-06-17

Fans Now Remember They've Been
Waiting A Long Time For Green Lantern

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