That's a moray!

We gotta swim on up to Electric Avenue, and then we take it biter.

I hope he doesn't have parties too often or he's going to bleed to death doing that.

I was wrong. It's a octopus sucker mark on his arm, the moray bite is his finger. This is his official statement on the video:

"Beyond idiotic. As a matter of fact, I was bitten once by a moray on the tip of my index finger. It was exactly like getting a hand caught in a car door, but I saw it coming, plus I was standing on a floor and the fish was in a tank. The emergency room doc said it was a unique injury in his experience. Most people have no idea how fast a wild animal can turn nasty, for which Walt Disney has a lot to answer for. I once saw a girl intern at the Seaquarium get half her her face ripped off by a cute li'l sea otter she was hugging. Made my day."

My pops is pure poe.

Five for your father

Please tell me he worked at Pacific Biological and tipped his knit cap at stray dogs.