The description isn't a joke, they literally had their teenage kids do the voice acting.

Ike from South Park discovers a career in voice acting

Did the kids write the dialog as well?

It's par for the course until Tonaty shows up.

This is almost an improvement compared to a lot of JRPGs that get low budget dub jobs.

"He's down and isn't moving."

He is clearly neither of those things.

All in 1 take or this is the best take you got?

This may redefine what I consider "Bad voice acting".

Hey, this is the game that felt the need to desecrate Shadow Heart's characters for me! Nice to see they kept the quality standard up the entire game.

This makes the voice acting in the Dynasty Warriors games sound Hollywood grade.

I feel more than slightly bad...

If you play a game this shitty you deserve all the crappy dialogue you can get.