Mercifully cut short. She released a "musical trailer" because the world couldn't handle 4 minutes of her being on a boat.

I smell a rat. This whole thing with her being 16, marrying that old dude, and now this terrible video? This is some kind of big social media hoax. Gotta be.

Is that Elvira's dog?

"Whorible" is my new favorite tag, and I intend to force it into the general lexicon by any means necessary.

It seems that body dysmorphia is one of the few mental illnesses that people have no problem mocking the people who suffer from it.

She looks recently divorced and on the prowl.

She looks 30 and on the Ohio River with a mangy pooch.

I thought Drea de Matteo was more talented than this

"whorish face" is currently an unlinked tag...

sounds like a woman singing like a man trying to sing like a woman

I kept finding myself frustrated that no one shot the dog out of mercy.

Guys, we're forgetting the true issue here: this isn't one bad song. It's two bad songs. The one where she is unclothed is aimed at women. The one where she is wearing a shirt is aimed at a potential friend.

Shot on location in a mosquito infested swamp.

I only know of this girl because she was on the Rediculist.

The miracles of plastic surgery. Making 16 year girls look like burnt out 47 year old cougars from the nice side of town.

I have Hepatitis C from watching this.

Thanks.

If she's really 16 (and I hope she isn't) that's incredibly sad all around.

Can you imagine what she'll look like when she's 25? A scare-ifying thought, for sure.

'Stodden' should be an adjective for looking more old and worn out than your age would imply.

:P I can't imagine having a "career" where you try to instigate a fight with half the planet because you're so "hot."