Our greatest living president meets our greatest living rainbow horse cartoon.

John Boehner was going to go ahead and cut all of NPR's funding, but then he heard this, and he just couldn't do it. The Rarity doll he secretly keeps in his pocket at all times would never forgive him.

Those weren't difficult difficult questions at all. Anybody could have bullshitted and guessed their way through those.

ONE STAR!

I don't know, those were pretty easy questions.

Pft. Softballs.

4 stars for Bubba being game.

He's a pretty good sport for a Satanic shapeshifting reptilian.

You go, sir.

Now I'm pissed. This Pony thing has gone too far. I can't watch the video right now because I just got into Alaska and don't have internet right now, and I don't want to be seen watching pony videos in the library. Bill Clinton has fallen far from the already low pedestal I held him on.

Bill "Ponymaster" Clinton.

I don't even care or know anything about that cartoon.

This still made me smile.

So I heard Ralph Nader is going for an Adventure Time platform in 2012.

Must've been a reeeeally slow news week on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.