hammsangwich - 2011-07-05
żMichael Bay is a piece of shit director?
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garcet71283 - 2011-07-05 To be fair, he is ripping off his own direction.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2011-07-05
And The Island is a plagiarism of an even older movie that MST3K covered at one point.
Do with that what you will.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2011-07-05 To be fair do you want to hear about Michael Bay's "parts"? Probably not.
Though I'll speculate it looks like a jumble of unintelligible pixels, explosions and held together by jump cuts.
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oddeye - 2011-07-05
Someone charged Dreamworks like 5 million for this.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-06
I enjoyed Transformers 3 and thought the cgi was fantastic, and that the chick was hot.
There, I said it.
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FABIO - 2011-07-06 Rambo 4 was an enjoyable, unapologetic action movie.
Transformers is an incoherent minstrel show paint mixer stabbing you in the brain for 2 hours.
Even worse than being a bad dumb movie, it's sickening conservative right jerk off porn. Not even in the harmless Death Wish kind of way, but it promotes the exact attitude and line of action that's been ruining the country for the past decade.
This movie is so bad it RUINS REAL LIFE.
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StanleyPain - 2011-07-06
The whole, ridiculous "train axles spilling onto the freeway" scene is the only thing remotely worth watching The Island for.
Well..that and Scarlet Johannson in a skin tight outfit.
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FreeOJ - 2011-07-06
You see one Michael Bay movie you have seen them all
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BHWW - 2011-07-06
I loved the reaction from some nerds around the internet about this clip that could be summed up as "Ah ha, he's been exposed now! Surely this will be the torpedo that sinks his career."
Coming in 2016: Bad Boys 3: Meet the Transformers
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poorwill - 2011-07-06
So Michael Bay is the successor to Roger Corman? Ok.
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Innocent Bystander - 2011-07-06
At least they save on the car budget.
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ez - 2011-07-06
It's all random cut shots of shit moving fast and blowing up - what the fuck does it matter?
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Mother_Puncher - 2011-07-06
I actually like some of Bay's movies. Bad Boys 2 is one of the most over-the-top cop movies ever made. The Island is ridiculous in the chase scenes. The Transformers movies are just awful. I could never tell what the fuck was going on, who were the good guys and who were the bad guys, the really forced plot and the fact the whole movie was about the boring, pointless characters being caught up in it more than it was about the actual Transformers. Bad Boys 2 was also hilarious in how absurd it was and it was very likeable. Transformers is absurb in how unlikeable the characters and plot is (aside from the dad who played in Small Soldiers which was my favorite movie as a kid next to Gremlins)
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Robin Kestrel - 2011-07-07
This is not what "stock footage" means. This is called "fraud".
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Riskbreaker - 2012-07-05
Whoever paid to see Transformers 3 can't complaint about this.
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