Well, she actually creeps me out more than the guy. Not saying she's a slut or that she's a gold digger or anything.

She just really gives me some bad vibes. Must be all that fake attitude and the Christianity.

the dude from the green mile is 51???

There's this chick I dig but she's way younger than me. But in some cultures that's acceptable. Plus the way I see it, a short time together is better than no time together.


I really should get off my ass and clean her cell though.

Christ on a stick. How did he dig her up?

I really don't want to care about this. But I watched the whole stupid thing and couldn't get over the fact how plain she probably is without the sandblasted makeup.

If this were a regular joe and regular teen, people wouldn't be so uppiddy about this. It's the fact that they are already weird looking people, and they are together.

You couldn't find a 16 year old that looks younger than 45, guy?

Wha huh? What are these comments about her looks? Come on, I'm sure she's shallow and vapid even for a 16-year old and maybe even a horrible person in other ways, and she'll probably eventually age horribly, and also ick ick ick, but there's no denying that that chick is smoking hot. Does she really remind you of that cheerleader who was mean to you when you were in high school that much?

It's Hulu, so your dirty and confused so-called American culture gets to stay in America.

I'm in the UK just now; soon as I get home though I will check this out.

This has to be a publicity thing. Look how affected she acts. I especially like how she squints and licks her lips at him while he's talking.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/51-year-actor-dough-hutchingson-ma rries-teenager-couple-14079128

This link doesn't have Hulu privacy bullshit.

Sixteen? Really? She's the oldest looking 16 year old girl I've ever seen.

Eh, as far as the age difference goes, I don't see what the big deal is. I've dated men old enough to be my father. I've dated men older than my father. But then, I didn't start dating until I was 20, and I didn't marry them.

The fact that she looks 40 and slutty as shit makes this even less of an issue. Seriously, why care.

MANY stars for evil. This kid looks like she was groomed for the auction block. Her parents (also 'deeply xtian?")must really feel like they hit the jackpot, as grampa here did. All of these grownups should have their fucking hearts shredded.

Is it me or does the her birth certificate look like it was made with Claris Works? The font looks like it was chosen by, well... a 16 year old.

And her plastic surgeon is not God, but Jesus...
Jesus Ramirez of San Jose, Costa Rica.

1. If you're soulmates, then I'm sure waiting all of two years until she turns 18 -- and this shitfuckery is slightly less disturbing for the people around you to contemplate-- wouldn't have been that much to ask.

2. The only way she's could be 16 is if a wizard tossed her through a time vortex. Or if she had a pack a day habit from age 5.

3. Or maybe god accidentally dropped off the surgical table (and right onto her head) while he was installing her breast implants, and had to gave her free reconstructive surgery and trout lips in exchange for her parents not suing him for everything he had.

4. "Mature for your age" =/ whatever the fuck that was.

Unless there's some even more unbelievably messed up shit going on, I believe you mean "for the rest of HIS life."

Which is the old one again?

She makes me throw up in my mouth.