cognitivedissonance - 2011-07-19
Sometimes, I like to listen to DVD commentaries, not because I like the movie or have any interest in the process of making the film, but because it makes me feel like I have a dependable, if boring, person to watch movies with.
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-19
This CD is not recommended for people struggling with erectile dysfunction.
When they say "featured on the Ellen DeGeneres Show", they do mean "relentlessly mocked on the Ellen DeGeneres Show" right? Because that CD could not possibly sound more sarcastic.
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Comeuppance - 2011-07-19 Have you watched the Ellen Degeneres Show in the last few years? It's just blatant product placement and 50's-live-tv-style product endorsements under the guise of a talk show. Here is a breakdown of the show:
Ellen enters the room, the crowd goes crazy.
Ellen says or does something outrageous. The crowd goes crazy.
Ellen introduces a guest. The crowd goes crazy.
Ellen asks the guest an outrageous question. The crowd goes crazy while the guest looks embarrassed but amused.
Ellen has the guest do something outrageous that includes a lot of blatant product placement and mentions.
The end.
Ellen is a show that uses outrageous but meaningless things as a replacement for wit, allthewhile sucking sponsor dicks.
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-19 I may not watch Ellen, but I'm pretty sure the last thing to accuse her of is sucking sponsor dicks. Perhaps hosting sponsor clam-bakes.
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Comeuppance - 2011-07-19
Dupe, but the old one is down.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=51465
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-19 Your comment from the old one deserves reprinting, along with stars if I had them.
Comeuppance:
The sarcasm in "hoooooray for youuuuu" is only truly epiphanic when you're holding three puzzle pieces that don't fit together.
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The Townleybomb - 2011-07-19
-1 for how I thought about the life of somebody who would pay for this and I got sad :(.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2011-07-19
PURE SADNESS.
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