Every time Magic Cabbage successfully blocks an attack, add a 1/1 Nerdling token into play. Magic Cabbage cannot be the target of female enchantments or abilities.
when i was in high school i knew a guy who was a magician as his job (he worked for local pro sports teams as a walk-around entertainer at the age of 16) and he could throw cards unbelievably well. i challenged him to throw one at me once in study hall and he stuck it right into my thigh.
definitely a contributing factor but this guy was a prodigy, he's a magician in LA now. he used to stand on the school track and throw cards down towards the buses, a solid 150-200 yards away, and people would think they were being stung by bees until they saw the cards on the ground.
i know im getting old when my POE comments start to sound like the news from lake wobegon