It's odd that this is what the new generation came up with as a stunt: lying motionless on things.
I thought by now the cool kids would be jumping off rooftops into oncoming traffic wearing suits made out of wheels and fiberglass, but things seem to have developed the other way.
"What do you think I should use on this? A three wood? A five wood?"
"My legs, I can't feel my legs."
"Yeah, definitely a three wood. See ya back at the club house."