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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-08-04

Well... that is a definite five.


CuteLucca - 2011-08-04

No, grandma, nooo...


papercut_junky - 2011-08-04

This has to be marketed as a green technology:

"no need to crank the A/C, you can look perky at any temperature"


urbanelf - 2011-08-04

The tribe, having never seen a white woman before, doesn't understand how her nipples could be so perky.


freedoom - 2011-08-04

Is this for people who have no nipples?


mouser - 2011-08-04

No. For people whose nipples point down. Its a quick 90° fix.


jangbones - 2011-08-04

no, this is for people who have no souls


kingofthenothing - 2011-08-04

She's a mom, former beauty pageant winner, and, as someone with a little girl voice, someone who was formerly molested. Buy a product she endorses that makes people stare at your boobs even more than usual.


SolRo - 2011-08-04

Nothing makes a powerpoint presentation more professional than making the audience think you aren't wearing a bra.


Oktay - 2011-08-04

They will also be impressed by the fact that you have no need for a pointer.


The Mothership - 2011-08-04

Some quick googledy-googledy indicates that this is either a fake thing, or it was a thing and no longer is. Either way, it's great.


Mother_Puncher - 2011-08-04

The latter doesn't surprise me. If it wasn't real, I'd expect it to be less real-looking or at least have a dummy site to go to. I figured that if someone was going to make a fake product like this, they would ham it up more to be like a real TV advertised product. With black and white B-rolls of things going wrong and a man with a semi-concerned radio voice going "DO YOUR NIPPLES SOMETIMES NOT PERK UP IN TIMES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?" (shows woman frustrated with her un-hard nipples) "DO YOU SOMETIMES GET FRUSTRATED WHEN YOU DON'T GET THE ATTNETION YOU WANT BECAUSE YOUR NIPPLES AREN'T AT THEIR HARDEST?" (shows woman in an office with a low-cut blouse looking over at her boss hitting on a woman with perkier nipples) "STILL NOT WEARING A BRA TO GET YOUR MAN'S ATTENTION?" (man looking at another woman's tits in a club while the wife slaps him but her hand hits her boobs and causes her pain) "OUCH! THEN YOU NEED" *star-wipe into product* "STICKY NIPS! THE GENIUS NEW PRODUCT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GET NOTICED RESPECTFULLY AND COMFORTABLE. STICKY NIPS IS MADE FROM REAL NIPPLES FROM CHIMPANZEES AND STUFFED TO MAINTAIN THE PERK YOU LOVE. STICKY NIPS IS EASY AND PAINLESS TO USE. NO MORE NOT WEARING A BRA, NO MORE UNAWKWARD BUSINESS MEETING AND NO MORE BOSSES NOT LOOKING AT YOUR CHEST AS IF IT WERE A PEICE OF MEAT."

And this goes on until the time slot is over.


Chalkdust - 2011-08-04

I could swear this was real, I remember seeing a website for it or a similar product years ago on PoE Red


Oktay - 2011-08-04

Real and it's a ripoff. Here is the original:

http://www.bodyperks.com/

As seen on the "nipple" episode of Sex and the City.


The Mothership - 2011-08-04

Nice work Oktay.


Oktay - 2011-08-04

I tend to obsess about stupid crap.


chumbucket - 2011-08-04

deep?


andybrownie - 2011-11-21

deep.


wtf japan - 2011-08-04

Needs "batman" tag.


dead_cat - 2011-08-04

I wonder what happens if you just stick the nipples one without using the foam pad that hides your real ones. Do you appear to get extra nips when your real ones perk up? Do people around you stare and then look away, obviously disturbed?


spiteful crow - 2011-08-04

The way the camera zooms out to show their tits during the talking-head shots.


Meerkat - 2011-08-04

What the hell is wrong with scotch tape and pencil erasers?


FABIO - 2011-08-04

So what happens when people notice you're wearing a bra and your nips are still poking through?


Old_Zircon - 2011-08-04

That happens.


Robin Kestrel - 2011-08-04

Subtle.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2011-08-05

If this was real, and the Cami secret was a joke, what a wonderful world this be!


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