Showed this to a buddy expecting him to be as in awe as I was (since he's into bears and does hair and makeup at a whore house). He nonchalantly replied: "oh that old fag. awful. a guy i know's into his music and impersonates him at parties."

Gay people: three steps ahead of everything.

So the big guy from Kome Kome Club went solo? Oh wait... :(

No! Larry the Cable Guy ate Sister Unity!

If the universe was truly just, we would all get one moment in our lives when our personal gang of Slavic Service thugs beat one ex into a pulp while we stood watching, torn between bitterness and pangs of loving nostalgia.

Guy Fieri really looks like shit. I mean, fabulous.