Oh, come - the fuck - on. Really? This is a thing? This is being broadcast?

This is an insult to criminal masterminds everywhere.

i'm sure beat cops love these ads. now they can have even more panicked old ladies running up to them to breathlessly tell them about the darkie around the corner

Has any of this shit ever worked even once? Where are the headlines about terr'ist plots foiled by suspicious busybodies?

Hey I work for those guys.

The U.S government seems to be doing a masterful job of creating a society of paranoid snitches.

I don't know how you people to the south can stand the insult of basically saying you live in a society of terrorists, and by extension that you should be treated like a terrorist on the basis that somebody else might be.

This has to be a joke. Either that or Alex Jones was right all these years.

Once at Atlanta International I found a broken vial of white powder in one of the waiting areas. I told someone about it and they sent the janitor over to sweep it up.

The very second you stop being afraid is the same second your enemies will kill you.