Burnov - 2011-08-24
Obvious satire, but you can ask anyone in the business (as the guy who plays this character does) this is pretty much your average Albertan.
I'm not joking when I say that I encounter guys like this on a daily basis when I'm off at work.
Yes, every other word used to describe a noun, verb or adjective is a variation of the word "fuck".
No, they do not take kindly to anyone who has a vocabulary that extends beyond tradesman vernacular lest ye be labled a "fuckin' queer".
Incidentally this is seriously every single guy I've ever known who has worked on a drilling rig.
Supplementary videos included, because I know some of you are going to look for them anyhow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFWxmX_gMuA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7YPYcbja9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjfrXv8Rk1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hp9P2DNHlc
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The Mothership - 2011-08-24
Nice, but you could replace 'Albertan' with 'Oregonian' and this would work.
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Alan - 2011-08-24 uh, no it wouldn't
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The Mothership - 2011-08-24 I'm not counting Portland, but the rural rest of the state.
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mon666ster - 2011-08-24
It's like all the Trailer Park Boys rolled into one.
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Corpus Delectable - 2011-08-24
Needs more reference to "fudge-packers," if my former fiance's uncle is any indicator.
But still, five fucking stars, ya fucking queers.
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charmlessman - 2011-08-24
Who are all these quaers he keeps talking aboat?
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Burnov - 2011-08-24
Fun Alberta fact #1:
Our most "beloved" premier of the past 40 years was a notorious drinker, habitually ran red lights in front of police and reporters.
One new year's eve in the late 90s he was spotted stinking drunk outside of a homeless shelter taunting at hollering at the homeless to "get a job".
Fun Alberta fact#2:
If you refuse to drive ten kilometers over the speed limit your typical Albertaman will tail gate you and make threatening gestures as he passes you once he's found a gap in traffic.
If you tail gate an Albertaman there's a 35.5% chance he will try to slam on the brakes and run you off the road in order to get out of his truck and try to fight you.
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hughmanatee - 2013-01-22
G'Oilers!
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