That guy is practically a saint.

No, enabling people who need help isn't being a saint. It is being a coward.

It's being a feeder.

A ranch hand.

Double zings!

That dude looked at her, considered the fact that she is addicted to cheesy potatoes, and said "Im down with this" and popped out a ring.

They didn't go into his pan-fried vegetable addiction.

You might be right, he doesn't seem to want to help her change her fixation on cheesetaters. Brussel sprouts are not a vegetable-hater's vegetable.

For me the creepy part is at least with that snippet it's like he's dating a 6 year old trapped in a 34-year-old's body.

To be honest, that's the same reaction I had with brussel sprouts the first time. Maybe he should try to stuff some raw eggplant or beetroot chunks in her mouth while he's at it.

I love me some brussel sprouts with a little salt and butter. In fact, I am going to go make some right now.

That was literally my original comment before I was overcome with rage.

Don't tell me you didn't learn anything.

beat me to the punch.

When I see obese people who are vegetarians and say they eat healthy cause of it I always imagine this is how they do it.

There's often animal rennet in cheese.

Somebody should show her what unprocessed animal rennet looks like so she's forced to eat vegetarian cheese and die even quicker.

people have no idea cheese is usually made from rennet that is from -

deep-frozen stomachs that are milled and put into an enzyme-extracting solution. The crude rennet extract is then activated by adding acid; the enzymes in the stomach are produced in an inactive form and are activated by the stomach acid. The acid is then neutralized and the rennet extract is filtered in several stages and concentrated until reaching a typical potency of about 1:15,000; meaning 1 gram of extract can coagulate 15 kg (15 litres) of milk.

Please don't make an artistic representation of her.

"And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!"

Well, other than some vitamins she's got her basic protein carbs and fat (especially the last two) down. Though fried potatoes are pretty leeched of nutrients, people have lived a long way through famine on potatoes and milk alone.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2828/could-i-survive-on-n othing-but-potatoes-and-milk

Yeah millions of Irish people subsisted on that for a couple hundred years.

I think the best thing to do is put her on national television on a show with FREAK in the title.

Agreed. Crying because you had to smell a vegetable isn't the normal reaction of your run-of-the-mill fattys.