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By Tymora, they're almost upon us! To arms! TO ARMS!
TEMPUS!! Let's smite these weak puny maggots! There can only be none!
There's at least a dozen, fully armed!
Context anyone?
They're Orcs, and They're Almost Over the Wall! There's no time to think about context, just grab your stuff and run!
No! Stand and fight!
Meant to be a reply to Homer
You can't fight that many Orcs at once. Not when they've clearly been cloned from a single Alpha-Orc already under the influence of a Polymorph Other (Into an Old Man) spell! That's Orcs AND sorcery, a lethal combination.
Hmmm you have a point there. Right; time to bug out then.
Sure you can, if your DM lets you have the Supreme Cleave feat.
When I was a kid, this is basically exactly how it felt when my parents came home from work.
At first I found these no-star, ignorable rubbish. But the sheer number of them becomes something ... else
SADDLE UP LADS
WE FIGHT FOR OUR PEOPLE LEAVE NONE OF THESE DISGUSTING CREATURES ALIVE FOR ODIIIIIN
My deck always sucked against Red anyway.
Oh, don't worry. They do this all the time. They'll just yell and wave like that for about a half-hour and then go back home.
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