Thor it is. This is what I choose to believe. Also, Russia.

A bottle. The girl was drunk and luckily no one, bear included, got seriously hurt.

In case you're at work, this video features full frontal Russian babushka bush.

Pretty sure those were panties. Unless her bush goes all the way around her hips. Wait... she's Russian. It's bush.

They were brought there by the DHARMA Initiative.

^^^^^ these are for you

This is a 'park' according to the description. Apparently, parks in Russia look like something out of a post-apocalyptic movie or video game and they're crawling with polar bears.

and shitting russians

Don't forget the advantages of a well place "WAAAHBLEHHH!"

It also comes with complimentary claws and teeth.

RUSSIA. the US's twin country (Both giant countries that produce weapons) that people from the US feel good about looking down upon, though where they get that impression from I dont know.
The US *kills* in terms of raw GDP but is below Russia in many quality of life statistics, % unemployment, % of population below poverty line, healthcare, education, CO2 emissions etc. The US is also *enormously* in debt, 70% of its huge GDP!