All five for the branding of Elder Mitt Romney in a bicycle helmet.

@ 0:30, the snake should have been doing the talking, with Karl Rove being little more than a meat car.

Rick Perry was born a democrat, but then he found god.

For Romney

Nice reference to the still-unexplained Austin governor's mansion fire.

Today, I learned that Texans pin political affiliations to their children's nipples.

I learned a lot about the next POTUS.

All my stars for "how Abe paid for law school" tag