Notch had walked off, handing in his lanyard and was absolutely serious about never updating the game again — he'd already tweeted about a "revolutionary 8-bit JRPG". I went up to him and said, 'You can't do this.' I told him pistons didn't work properly. That my savegame was corrupted. I told him that I had a modded Nerf Maverick and that he'd only make it as far as the concessions booth before he had eight darts in his head — the ninth one would be for me.