This is gross, but those north korean lady sword dancers kind of do it for me.

"A group of neighborhood residents provided aid to a poor family by building a house for them. Kim Jong il commended the volunteers for their efforts and was helicoptered in to congratulate them. While the cameras were rolling, he took it upon himself to personally inspect the family's new kitchen sink to make sure they had clean, running water."

Yeah, I made that up.

Hey look, it's a bunch of 1984 LARPers.

Dear Leader is always the worst dressed person in the crowd. It's like Glorious Leader always had to rouse him from his basement hide-out to go to the big parade.

Red Alert 6 cut scene

Is north korea still relevant? G-Dubs put them on the Axis Of Evil Doers and then they had that fugazi nuke and we never heard of them again.

JUCHE PARTY!!!

If they collapse they're going to take out the South Korean economy and spontaneously spawn a several million-people humanitarian crisis. It will be East Germany on a much grander scale.

That was wonderful.

Thanks.