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George Washington rolling his eyes at 0:12
I LITERALLY asked my girlfriend what she wanted on her Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza, and while she was thinking, we watched this video. Not so sure I want it now.
After watching this video, did she reply, "pork"?
She did, indeed, want sausage. Goddamn it, internet. Why do you bring unwanted synchronicity to my life?
This is the kind of logic that helped him develop that little oxycontin problem he had.
He is high out of his mind; that is the only way anybody enjoys Pizza Hut pizza, with painkillers.
The amount of margarine in the deep dish crust makes it pretty tasty.
So to be clear: They hired Rush Limbaugh to say "I'm always 'right', but it'd be 'wrong' to eat pizza crust first!" in order to demonstrate that people should eat crust first.
I miss fat Limbaugh. He was more fun.
It was a lot easier to find him funny before the political ideology he champions destroyed the country.
Isn't he back to being fat again? I can't keep up.
He embodied the young Republican stereotype: white, fat and a shit eating grin when he shills bullshit.
He's white Oprah, so he's probably fat again.
Greasy, bad-for-you and gross. AND THE PIZZAS NOT GOOD EITHER FARRRRT