That is not the kind of spider that you would expect to be adorable, but there you go.

Cool trick the bugs will never see you coming.

If you would like to learn more about the crack spider's bitch.

A deadly predator.

It's the little skootching motions he makes that gets me.

"Alright, here we - AAAAAH, that's the spot. No, wait, wait, still uncomfortable, lemme try in this - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

I knew this spider back when he would only smoke a reefer on the weekends. He's fallen so far.

I WANT IT ON MY HEAD. ALLLLL OVER MY HEAD.

they'll never find me here

in their cocaine

Scarface - The Arachnid Years

So that's where the gif comes from.

He throws his face into it like it's a pillow.

Also, the 8 legs twitching.

You should hear him tell the story about when he was doing fat rails off a taratula's thorax.

Am I the asshole that's going to point out that's no cocaine? I guess I am. Sorry.

He's almost finished with his rock opera.

I wonder what spiders imagine is crawling all over them?

He'll spend every last dollar and every last minute of his life chasing that first line.

That's not coke, it's sugar. That spider's on a fast track to diabetes.

He's going to end up having four of his little spider feet amputated.

This is what happens when you let Whitney Houston babysit your pet.

Sicarius terrosus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtXPmWJcuZY

You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck your thorax.