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It's happy to see you.
I'd totally buy that.
Not kinky? You lost a sale, mister!
You have to contact current hoes for that. Ex-hoes live the clean life.
"Extreme" hoes are down the hall, to your left.
This commercial just ended on IFC. Jesus Christ, POETV, leave me alone.
As seen on TV
I'll never get tired of tugging and lugging my hose.
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
X-Hose! Welcome... TO DIE!
This hose is not alive or malevolent. It won't coil around you and squeeze the life from your weak, brittle body.
I actually want one.
Bantu language not included :(
* Magic flute not included.