I would love (and pay money) to see a print of Big Trouble in Little China with all of the post effects removed.

John Romero took it pretty hard.

BRAVO! Start a club for this at your college, see the fat goths wander in (and that one modestly hot introverted she-Calimente).

The letters "chi" as pronounced "chee" can be used in fifty million puns. Assume I typed them all.

Don't forget the chi's.

Hadoken!

What an odd remake of "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T".

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=72401

There's even a nod to the original. Listen to the music in the original at 1:47, now listen in the new video at 3:52 as Jackie Chan slaps Tia Carrere's back. Subtle but unmistakable.

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

The "reinforced delusions" tag needs to be a thing.

RIDE THE SNAKE

CURSE-YE-HAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA