EvilHomer - 2013-09-16
"Without your help, I won't be able to make KATE ALLEN IS GETTING A LIFE because the big studios won't allow me to direct. I recently turned down a film distribution contract that gave everything to the distributor and practically nothing for me. I could not sign that kind of contract. My heart and soul are in KATE ALLEN IS GETTING A LIFE, and I cannot allow other people to take my creation and make it their own."
.47 pledged of ,000,000 goal
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Gmork - 2013-09-16
This makes me feel better about mine.
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hammsangwich - 2013-09-16
You probably shouldn't post a picture of yourself that looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.
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misterbuns - 2013-09-16
To be fair, if what she says is true, and she turned down an offer, she didn't 'fail at getting her script through the hollywood maze.', but she is delusional about her chances of getting financing and directing control with zero experience.
take the check, bitch.
take the check and write something new.
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ashtar. - 2013-09-17
If you pledge 00, you get as a thank you gift. So... why not just ask for 5 and save the trouble?
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baleen - 2013-09-17
-5 stars for there being no actual video content in this submission. +4 stars for it being entertaining.
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Monkey Napoleon - 2013-09-17
Goddamnit! Mess with your contrast, color balance, and filters BEFORE you bust out the clone tool. Or, if you prefer, go for a better monitor than the halfway burnt-out one you got at goodwill if you're going to be plastering giant shooped up pictures of your head everywhere.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2013-09-17
Is she wearing frames without lenses in that pic? Is it supposed to distract us from that terrifyingly serene facial expression? I can see her wearing that exact face as the shrieks of a dozen brazen bull victims fill the room.
Yes, of course the internet will give you five fucking million dollars because you have a film script and verbal contracts with three D-list actresses. FFS, my brow is perpetually furrowed, and pretty much all I have to worry about in my life right now is student loans.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-09-17 Don't forget, she's trying to make $ 5,000,000 with 13 days left.
$ 5,000,000. 13 days.
Fuck, Kickstarter lady. With that kind of number you better get to holding the world hostage or getting a job as a cook in Gus' meth lab.
And if you add a promise that Thora Birch and Heather Matarazzo will do a shower scene I might throw in $ 15.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-09-17
Where's the video I can laugh at?
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themilkshark - 2013-09-17
"Linda has always had a funny personality who likes to portray funny characters, particularly haughty British matrons."
I'm really angry that there is no video of this.
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American Standard - 2013-09-17
I approve of awful Kickstarters on PoETV.
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chumbucket - 2013-09-17
Kickstarter just needs to stop
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StanleyPain - 2013-09-17
Just to put this in perspective, when Spike Lee used kickstarter, he was asking for million. And when Veronica Mars asked for money to make a movie version they asked for million (and ended up getting just for mil.)
So, here's a woman with absolutely no cred whatsoever, no real names tied to her project, and not even a video asking for mil with only one donation level. I just....wow.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-09-19
I wouldn't trust anyone with glasses like that.
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