I commented on this before I watched it. The one I usually see is an hour long.

Calling bullshit on an hour long version of this. Betting 5 stars on it.

yeah it's infomercial length. It's usually on around the same time as the shakeweight commercials. Like most infomercials it's the same footage over and over again but testimony from satisfied customers, and the standard "better call in the next 10 minutes and get two of these things." When the bar closes it's usually on some variation of ESPN so when I'm closing out it's sometimes on in the background.

damned if I can find it tho :(

fabrication

I'm not going to argue about it. But it's a real infomercial. If you ever find yourself closing a bar at 3 in the morning let me know.

I believe you i.z. I had insomnia when I was a kid, and used to stay up all night watching infomercials. I saw hour-long spots for stuff way crazier than this.

Danke. Watching a dr field brush one right now. I never paid attention but it is interrupted by some dumb espn shit so I guess that guy and I are both right :)

This post made me realize that the Shake Weight would sell better if you were making real milkshakes or mixed drinks with it. If the handlebar was a hollow tube for ingredients and you could pretend to exercise as a prelude to sugar and sugar alcohol.

I was able to handle caring for a budgie when I was 8. He lived to be 13, which I'm guessing is about 12.5 years longer than anything sold on infomercials lasts.

Oh, the video with this shit tags that would never link? I wonder how I missed that one during the submission process.

*the shit tags

Using the name of the thing featured in a video as a tag is a terrible tag.

ton of unrelated comical tags are helpful though

Cry more.

No reason to be upset. You should at least type "Perfect Polly" in the search box and see what comes up before submitting.

"Using the name of the thing featured in a video as a tag is a terrible tag."

I take it this is sarcasm, which is kind of amusing, because you've hit on a pretty decent rule of thumb. That *is* a terrible tag, because, unless the product is a major sensation featured in many videos, the tag applies to one and only one video, making it useless.

ehh, just because a tag gets linked doesn't make it useful.

a tag is supposed to be a descriptor, and using shit generic tags for every video just leads to massive dupe checker lists that you wont look through.