What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice,
and a great deal of hot glue to boot.

You know, it's not difficult to order hormones online. Just throwing that out there, buddy.

Good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

Preloader is enough, thank you, just take them.

Don't forget to put the lotion in the fucking basket. Toodles for now, I'm off to the pub for a delicious British lager.

"I hope you now know... what to expect."

Between the wide-eyed horror, the unblinking questioning of humanity, my cries for some sort of species-obliterating plague and my application to go permanently to Mars where my first act would be to declare war on Earth...

..yeah, I now know what to expect.

really needs a cumrecyclery tag, if that's a thing.

Originally I was just going to post a snarky comment about GOOD THING THIS DUDE WAS HERE TO EXPLAIN HOW TO OPEN A BOX so I wouldn't have to watch the rest of it

then I watched the rest of it

I'm glad he ended the video when he did

There is a demo of how to... "equip" one of these things right at the top in the related videos.

I am not going to click it.