Old Star Wars was pretty great as a kid and still entertaining as an adult and the Star Wars fandom has more or less ruined it for me by association.

You've never been to a Rush (the band) concert. When I was much younger I started not liking the band after having to endure their fans.

What if Darth Vader owned a 7/11 and Obi-wan spent like 2 mins arguing about the price of a can of beans?!?

That would be fucking HILARIOUS!!!

There should be a parody video of that Holocaust footage where the naked, emaciated bodies of a mountain of dead Polish Jews are bulldozed into a mass grave are replaced with a pile of Imperial Stormtroopers. Or maybe someone could take some black-market Indonesian child pornography and spoof it by replacing the crying 8 year-old being ejaculated on with Darth Vader.

That would literally be as funny as this video.

oddeye, I take it you've either not seen or are bitterly referencing Chad Vader

I think people who hate popular media because it's popular are far more insipid and annoying, but to each his own.

point granted

But I'm still 1-starring all star wars shit because I don't want to see it. I don't even want to see a vid of someone explaining perfectly how shitty star wars fandom is, or Lucas is.

Someone taking a dump on a bunch of SW merch, I might make an exception for.

I'm with That guy. If someone uploaded a video of Chris-Chan piercing his "Unclit," or "taint" in human terms, I would 5-star it without watching just for the sheer existential horror. This crap is banal, uninteresting, and no better than a Buzzfeed video listicle on Top 46 90's Kids Only You Can Understand.