It takes some heinous, heinous cheese to make Magic the Gathering look geekier than it actually is.

They make a bajillion dollars off this game and these are the production values they get for it?

Without the crappy special effects, they'd look like crazy homeless people fighting.

I would watch homeless people do this.

Gotta go with takewithfood..it makes something really gay even GAYER.

"For the title screen, let's just rock n' roll the fatty wizard. That looks great!"

Crappy Sony Vegas "Fresco" effect not included. Do these people still think its 1985?

Brain Guy from MST3K versus the fattest wizardress ever? I'm sold!

Awesome. I think they just made a commercial with Dan, Esther, and the zombies from accounting.

Also agreeing with take'. That was... unnervingly geeky. What the hell were their target niche?

Kids, don't you want to be like the these people?

"This is MY domain!" says the 25-year-old with the flowing white beard. 1990s Multimedia is so rad.

oh my god. if I had seen this back in middle school, I probably would've stopped playing sooner.

Faithful to the source material.

The sad thing is that Ice Age was before it started to get really bad.

YOUR MORPHINE IS NOW MINE

This isn't a real promo, is it? This didn't really air somewhere, did it? Wizards wasn't actually responsible for this, were they?

Oh my god this is worse than the Dragon Strike HYPER REALITY video.