yogarfield - 2015-11-13
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yogarfield - 2015-11-13
chris really is the slow jazz of humanity.
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-11-13 An interesting phrase, but maybe you mean smooth jazz? I like slow jazz. None of that dissonant shit for me, thanks.
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yogarfield - 2015-11-13 I was very high, but I stand by my words.
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Old_Zircon - 2015-11-15 I'm going to go with the original definition of jazz and interpret that to mean "leisurely humpin'."
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EvilHomer - 2015-11-13
I seriously recommend watching the entire thing, but if you don't have a lot of time, you should at least experience 2:13 - 3:20.
This is art.
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EvilHomer - 2015-11-13 Another intensely poignant scene is from 5:20 - 6:22.
For those of you who don't recognize the figure getting curb-stomped by Darkbind Sonichu, that is Christine's estranged, real-life older brother, Cole. Christine and her mom have been trying to contact Cole for many years, but Cole - now a successful film critic living in Manhattan - hates Barb and refuses to have anything to do with them.
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EvilHomer - 2015-11-13 Sorry, I made a mistake. Because of the Zelda weapons, I assumed Darkbind was curb-stomping Cole. However, I just checked it into it, and the character whom I thought was Darkbind, is in fact Christine's current self-insertion character.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/247000741/custom-post-2011-christ ine-weston
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Cena_mark - 2015-11-13 Cole is a hack. He gave Toy Story 3 a negative review just cause it was too scary for him.
Apparently he's a jerkop under Graduon's control that's why he makes such stupid reviews and won't contact Chris.
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EvilHomer - 2015-11-13 For the benefit of casual Sonichu watchers, here is what the CWCkipedia has to say re: the negative review Cena alludes to:
"(Cole) was mentioned once in Time magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3, resulting in many Pixar fans crying out in disgust that a movie franchise that looked to be the only one with purely 100% ratings on RT was ruined by him and Armond White".
Related links:
http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2010/06/toy-story-3.html
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-m eet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/
As for you, Cena, Cole's review of Toy Story 3 was true and honest. If a few thousand butthurt Toy Story fans can't handle the fact that their precious holocaust-simulator got less than a 100% on RottenTomatoes, that is not Cole's fault.
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Nikon - 2015-11-13
What the hell is going on with the photography in this thing?
I'm reminded of the weird color filters used for
Cthulhu Mythos vision in _The Dunwich Horror_.
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Nikon - 2015-11-13 Nevermind, missed the description above.
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infinite zest - 2015-11-13
I tried the 3D goggles I got from Max Max Fury Road and put it on actual 3D settings. :) I'm just happy to know that he's happy.
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infinite zest - 2015-11-13 But I would disagree with him about autism being a set-back. It's a gift. Could I make this? Bet you 5,000,000 in Dogecoins that I couldn't..
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EvilHomer - 2015-11-13 Think of autism as his mutant ability; it's a gift, but also a curse. The Thing needs his rock-skin to fight crime and save his fellow teammates from certain doom, but would he give up his powers and go back to being a normal man, if he could?
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urbanelf - 2015-11-13
I can't wait until Sega's army of lawyers crushes what little is left of him. Making an example of an autistic, transgender, internet celebrity is every corporation's dream.
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Cena_mark - 2015-11-13 I hope not. They've tortured him enough.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-11-13
Oh man, the part where he starts beating up the "Autism" amiibo...
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