Donald Trump has a five step plan for defeating Bollywood.

Really, all you need to do is add some sudden speed ups and slow downs and this would be a You Tube Poop.

Basically saying: "I am your one true god"

Promised more work visas to displace American tech workers and drive down wages.

This was an attempt to hypnotize voters.

Though Trump and India have very similar views of women, they still require a better song and dance than this.

I've swung to the Trump camp.