when I'm drunk alone and watching TV I sometimes call infomercial phone numbers. I called the knee brace people sometime in February (or around then). from what I remember I gave an older fake year of birth and was completely unable to then do the math required to give my exact age. I also didn't have a Medicaid number and hung up. I'm fairly certain the person taking the phone call was not amused. once a month I still receive a callback asking if I'm still interested in getting a knee brace.

I have thought of submitting the original ad so many times.

I answered on the real ad about this, and it's here, that's cool!