Blonde is too much for me, but I would definitely play some games with the other two.

should THICC be a tag here? or is that too chan?

Your loss.

Not really. If he isn't into it it's not his loss is it? I agree with Scrotum. There's an upper bound for me as well and these ladies are sadly beyond it for me.

Uh, Tabria is above your threshold? She's barely plus-sized.

You need to get your eyes examined. She's 5'10" and 200lbs. That's overweight.

With macro-portions.