Somewhere a breast expansion forum is furiously linking to this.

Also: SMOKIN' HOT CHICKS!

on the radio here he always pronounces it "SCHMOKIN' HOT CHICKS"

There is a man who is very comfortable with being slime

Vodka IV? Sign me up for some breast implants.

One of the Smokin' hot chicks appears to have some kind of burn mark

If that guy's hair were a little frizzier, I'd assume that he was Eugene Levy and this was an SCTV skit.

3 stars for most of the ad, +50 stars for the guy's eyes crossing when he yells SMOKIN' HOT CHICKS!

Delivery on "YOU KIN WORK AT THE VALLEY BALL!" clinched it.