I expected them to be fatter.

Limpwristed jumping high five? Check.

Pastel golf shirts and white pants is the new leather.

Eh why not...But they should get rid of the little guy.

-1 due to that fact that I'm always upset that bears listen to awful house music. Should be Judas Priest or nothing.

Finally, a boy band i want to have sex with! -1 because, well, it's an amorphous medley.

-2 for lack of complete bear set.

Well, pink and teal might both count... maybe. God. Pink looks like my dad. Must bleach eyes now.

Loses a star for only half of them being true bears. Also, someone do a mashup of this and the Party Posse song.

the omission of frankie goes to hollywood was unfortunate

Let me guess... Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde?

-1 for the music, -1 for there only being one actual bear, +1 for the one bear being a hottie.
Bald head a and a goatee does not a bear make.

You know that debate we keep having on poe-n about the gayest video of all time?

Good to see chris elliot has been working out.

5 because I like Dead Or Alive and I thought one of these guys was Warren Ellis for a second which made it even funnier.

One of those guys looks like Kane from Command & Conquer.

HELL YES. These are pretty scrawny bears, though.

It doesn't say much for the lasting power of your band when most of your debut single consists of 15-second covers of other "gay" classics.

(Yes, I know, I actually commented on the group's musical merits, not the HOLY SHIT IT'S A BEAR BOY BAND factor. Maybe I am gay.)

Getting mic-spammed with this in a game of TF2 was awesomely surreal.