5 for the description alone.

I think I wasted an entire summer on this game.

Mario is a total bastard in this commercial.

No matter where that set is now and how much they'd want for it, I'd buy it.

DK Jr. sounds like a little bitch. There, I said it.

This was a dark time for Mario. Every waking hour was consumed with his burning desire to get back at Donkey Kong for the brief ordeal he put Daisy through. But it is always the children who suffer.

1) you help gorillas by playing game consoles instead of like, giving money to charity?

2) I think they should make more of these"previously-evil-character-is-now-the-star" -games. Where's the version of Half-Life you can play G-Man?

it's the scrappy doo syndrome

This would make an great TV special

iIt's about time someone had the courage to expose Mario's dark past as an animal-abusing carnival barker.

Who knows what horrors lurk in the Atari and Intellivision versions? For your safety, we have covered these gruesome images until the time is right to reveal them unto the world!