dummkopf

Because I never bothered to learn the genders, just assuming that they'd eventually come to me (which never happened, probably because I suddenly got involved in dance and haven't had a German class since), I reached a point where I'd pull 'die', 'der', or 'das' out at random in conversation unless it ended in -chen of -eit. Now, however, I will always know that it is DAS Schnitzel!

(tl;dr dancing ruined my german!!!)

this is simply not true.

well, okay, it's about as delicious as what your mother would make when she was too tired to make a real meal.