The thing is, I kinda want one.

"Wild and wacky pretensions." Was there really a time when that was a compliment?

TWO vacuum cleaners!

Keyless entry for your car that you can't even secure because of all the fucking holes all over it.

They lost me at garden hose.

Holy Christ what a terrible idea. I need to have one.

for people who spend their entire lives at a beach

Needs a "Why they need bailout money" tag.

Designed by Homer Simpson?

Jesus, this thing would've been hilarious to see in a crash test video.

Did they make a Barbie edition with a necklace you can wear instead of a garden hose?

How are you supposed to jerk off with see-through doors?

I kinda glossed over the garden hose the first time, I was so overwhelmed with everything.

Oh america.

Are you sure there's not a drum machine? Cause I hear a drum machine.

A million design exercise, what an awesome job that clearly was

"instrument cluster."

6000 SUX

i don't think you can make pretentious a noun.. pretension is a something you do to wire rope for rigging applications

I lost it at 2 vacuum cleaners.

too bad the removable door panel is only an "ice chest" because i was really hoping for "surf board"

The best part is imagining what a used one would look like after about eight-ten years. All driving down the road, vacuum cleaner falling out, wadded up kleenex and gum wrappers in the fold-down door compartments, missing one of the ice chest things with a sheet of fucking cardboard duct taped over the hole...

Pontiac Stinker.

Its a 2 million dollar design experiment that resulted in a car that is designed to fall apart and holds a garden hose. I hope someone got fired for this.