EIT: GEEZ, MOM!

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Comment count is 24

namtar

- 2010-05-07

I guess Hitler mom doesn't believe in hand-me-downs since that would totally screw with her bat-shit insane system.

Gamara II

- 2010-05-07

Ugh, if I could I'd give even more stars for the "mom makes the trains run on time" tag.

THA SUGAH RAIN

- 2010-05-07

Hitler mom made six fucking people because she needed a way to channel her psyhcosis.

boner - 2010-05-07

Quentin Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite on the Foo Fighters scene.

charmlessman

- 2010-05-07

Quentin Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite on the Ms. Yellow, Ms. Pink, Mr. Red, etc. scene.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-05-07

The Hell of growing up in a republican house.

Wander

- 2010-05-07

Stealing from the youtube comments? I expect better from you caminante.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-07

You know what? If the person who wrote that comment on youtube has any problem, he can take it up with me personally. I'm almost certain I could kick their ass.

Reipuman

- 2010-05-07

did you ever know that you're my hero?

phalsebob

- 2010-05-07

"Where is number 6?"

"I am not number 6."

"You are number 6."

"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

phalsebob - 2010-05-07

Also, women who insist on alliterative nomenclature for their spawn are usually pretty awful people.

dead_cat

- 2010-05-07

I know my aunt is. She had a fucking litter of children, and every one of them has a name that started with A.

Xenocide

- 2010-05-07

You'll have the color THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

NineEleven

- 2010-05-07

If her kids had any luck at all she died in a minivan crash because she didn't wear her fucking seat belt

Robin Kestrel

- 2010-05-07

Heh, that's the first thing I noticed. Buckle your goddamn seatbelt, mom.

gazebo

- 2010-05-07

Anybody want to take bets on whether 'Turner' is named after the diaries?

TeenerTot

- 2010-05-07

Her system of numbers and colors is to show off that she has TOO MANY children to simply call by name, she being such a great pro-life catholic and all.

I knew a family like this. They were assholes too.

Camonk - 2010-05-08

I knew a family like this too, but they were Mormons and the mom was convinced one of her kids would be the savior. So she kept having them. They were assholes.

Camonk

- 2010-05-07

Tyler. Turner. Taylor. Tanner. Trainer. Trepanner.

dead_cat - 2010-05-07

Teller, Tater, Toner, Toker, Trucker, Trawler, Tuner, Tazer, Ticker, Tinner, Tipper, Terrier, Terror, Timetogetmytubestieder.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-11-21

I love you so much, dead cat.

feathersfall

- 2010-05-07

Red will have his revenge. And then it will be HER color, forever.

Xero

- 2010-05-08

You know, you come on here after a day and don't expect to be amazed every time. How could I ever doubt?

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2012-11-21

I just now found this and it's fucking hilarious. Where the fuck do they find these things?

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