"....I'm going to die out here because of these goddamn jeans."

When I was a kid, I got a Bugle Boy shirt as a present from my aunt, who lives in the States.

Nobody had ever heard of Bugle Boy in Europe and the name sounds stupid, so everybody just laughed at the shirt.

1 down, 499,999 to go

I dont understand what could possibly go wrong with a company based on jorts and jeans with elastic cuffs.

And the 90s came riding in behind them, misguided angst ablaze.

wow i thought she stopped to have desert sex with him

One of the first moments on a long string of awkward and confusing moments for a young ROUS discovering he preferred stranded desert hoboes to supermodels in expensive cars.

Casper Van Dien's understudy can't get a ride to the desert set of Starship Troopers.

This is one of those cultural artifacts that is simultaneously so lame, stupid, and fucked-up that trying to imagine how one would explain this commercial to an alien who's trying to understand human beings just seems like... too daunting a task...for me, anyhow.

This is how courting happened in the 80s.

Even at 11 years old, I thought it was odd that their selling point was "random women will stop and ask you what kind of pants you're wearing, but won't bother to give a you a ride or anything."