IT"S MORSE CODE!

This man need to be locked away. Not only is he trying to take away my porn, but he's doing it with strobe-vision, a goofy name, and a overdeveloped sense of self-righteousness, all while not noticing he's a dipshit.

Five stars for everything in this video. I would give more for the startup image, etc, but alas.... I can't.

for the annotation.

man his mouth really don't like those big words

In addition to his brain damage, there is something wrong with his facial muscles or nerves.

I'm not sure which is more offensive- what's coming out of his mouth or the way his philtrum luridly winks at us.

I wonder how many sexually deviant skeletons Ernest J. Pagels Jr has in his closet.

Also, apparently this guy has been arrested for disorderly conduct or something for urinating on a car.

It's really really mean of you to make fun of this poor guy. He clearly has had a series of debilitating strokes and is just learning how to blink and talk and reason again.

I like Ed Begley Jr. better.

Since when does the President spend money or generate revenue? Also, good luck getting out of the next recession/depression with that winner of an idea.

It must suck to live in Wisconson.

I have never seen an ad this disturbing, not even for used cars.

Be nice guys, he's a U.S. vettrin

Keep Jesus the hell out of my porno! Actually, wait, we can discuss that...

Fuck this guy, I want that sandwich.

For the ominous music that plays during the scripture.

With a name like that, you're pretty much destined to play the country bumpkin.