Carlashes - Crystal Eyeliner Highlight

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Comment count is 27

Sundry

- 2010-09-01

This must be something like the final project of a high school business class.

As far as stupid products go, I have seen worse from those fairs.

dementomstie

- 2010-09-01

If this is a High School Project it has one of the most real looking websites I've seen: http://www.carlashes.com/

The Carlashes are per pair and the Crystal Eyeliner is a pair. All you need is and your car will look like a no good hussy.

Smellvin - 2010-09-01

I read somewhere that "car people" process cars with the same part of their brain that processes faces in normal people. I guess this is just a logical next step.

Unfortunately, the end of this sequence is a fleshlight in the tailpipe.

kennydra

- 2010-09-01

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=55953

Old_Zircon

- 2010-09-01

The front and rear of cars made in the last 20-30 years look like faces by design, I assume.

Slumgullion

- 2010-09-01

Hahah! What a bunch of shit.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-09-01

Some people clearly have more money than they deserve.

glasseye

- 2010-09-01

Anime fans, for one.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-01

I can tell you from personal experience that anime fans do not have nearly as much money as they deserve.

Maggot Brain

- 2010-09-01

These will look great with my fake bull testicles.

fedex

- 2010-09-01

this

memedumpster

- 2010-09-01

Why would you want your car to look like a whore?

Adham Nu'man

- 2010-09-01

While I admit this is pretty tacky, please extrapolate on the whole makeup=whore thing.

spikestoyiu - 2010-09-01

Because women wear it. I don't understand your confusion.

memedumpster - 2010-09-01

Over exaggerated to the point of cartoonist makeup. They put flipping press on eyelashes on a car, why do you associate with this enough to be offended?

memedumpster - 2010-09-01

Also, what's this sexist makeup = women bullshit? Both genders wear makeup.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-01

Guys?

Shut up.

takewithfood

- 2010-09-01

Makes your car look like an adorable Pixar character while simultaneously warning other motorists that there is a woman behind the wheel.

TeenerTot - 2010-09-01

My car will love this! He's such a queen.
Also, how is this not from Japan?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-01

Oddly enough, headlights in Japan are much bigger than they are in America.

fluffy

- 2010-09-01

I want to see someone put those on a Hummer.

badideasinaction - 2010-09-01

Better yet, I want to see someone put it on someone else's Hummer.

Meatsack Jones - 2010-09-01

I have to admit, on the VW Bug, if you are girl who actually likes having a flower on your dash, this may work.

Binro the Heretic

- 2010-09-01

Meh, I'd rather see these on the road than more Truck Nutz or spinning rims.

Sanest Man Alive

- 2010-09-02

Now I want to see these with Truck Nutz and spinning rims.

B_Ko - 2011-02-26

Honest to god, i was genuinely considering installing this trifecta on my Vanagon.

The Mothership

- 2014-09-23

There is a VW bug in my town that has these.

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